They say M and Ms make friends.
That’s true. When your seven.
But when you’re pushing 50 and live in hip Glendale, Colo., pre-rolls make friends, too.
I very much like the apartment community where I live. I have not met a bad person yet.
And there are quit a few marijuana smokers here. They know that I smoke a lot (obviously) and that I don’t mind sharing.
One super hot mama (you’re not REALLY a grandma, are you?) said hello the other day and I gave her my joint. I told her I’d give her some pre-rolls next time I saw her because she’s down on her luck.
Another woman has a husband with a debilitating heart condition but a zest for life. He lives to smoke cannabis daily. I’d love to spark up some Kind Love pre-rolls with him.
So, to my point, Kind Love is a marijuana dispensary in the one square-mile, Denver outlier, home-rule city of Glendale. The best marijuana dispensaries in Denver all can be found in Glendale, along with famed family eateries such as Sam’s No. 3, but also assorted famed night spots.
Back to these pre-rolls. You can get them 10 for $50, and they are made of the finest flower anywhere. They come in a beautiful tin and you even get a free lighter with the Alien Rock Candy pre-rolls. The Kind Love pre-rolls also come in Gorilla Glue and other strains.
I bought the Alien Rock Candy and the Gorilla Glue strains. I have been having a rough night as police arrest all the racists in my hometown back east and I get blamed for it simply for reporting the news. Oh well.
I’m fine, now, though, after a couple of Alien Rock Candy pre-rolls from Kind Love.
Full relaxation of the mind and body make this strain ideal for the end of an active or stressful day, with a heaviness that segueways nicely into sleep. The effects may take a few minutes to peak, but Alien Rock Candy packs a powerful euphoric punch once it sets in.
If you see me outside and are of age, and legal, and all that, hit me up for a pre-roll. I’ve got two tins full of pre-rolls and a lot of time on my hands. Happy to blaze one with ya.
I have no problem paying it forward, sharing my weed with folks who can’t afford it. I lived that life for years and many of the same people I am at odds with now generously shared their weed with me for many, many years.
It’s all so sad.
Have a great day.